As the gunman waiting for the cashier to fill a bag of cash, he announced aloud: “I think that when you spread the wealth around, it’s good for everybody.” (h/t James Taranto)

Reader Submission: Title and Redesign by comedian Jim VanBlaricum.
Tom Clancy: Several Novels
This is hilarious.
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The Oregon Trail(er) [2:28]
This is good
Snakes on a Cartesian Plane t-shirt at threadless
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Oh, WIN WIN WIN WIN
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haha this is awesome
Damn those Lobsterbacks and their long-term strategery!