Quote of the Day: James Taranto: “It seems we have a president who thinks the national symbol is the bald ego.”
I’m more concerned about the 9 stripes. I think this is a veiled dis’ at Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, and Georgia. Clearly this limited-edition artist’s rendering is a proposal by the ghost of Obama’s anti-American father to recreate the flag.
Not one for the rabid fears about tyranny, but come on, Obama folks: this is creepy.
If it were a campaign logo, maybe. But I also find t-shirts with pictures of candidates creepy. But this is a limited edition print being sold on the campaign website. It’s not like the campaign is going all-in on this image.
This is one of the purest examples of selective outrage I have ever seen.
What I want to know is why, in the midst of the Middle East blow-up, is the Obama campaign using bacon in their logo? THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!
This is freaking hilarious.
4:00 PM - Opening Flag Burning Ceremony - sponsored by CNN
4:05 PM - Singing of “God Damn America ” led by Rev. Jeremiah Wright
4:10 PM - Pledge of Allegiance to Obama
4:15 PM - Ceremonial ‘I hate America’ led by Michelle Obama
4:30 PM - Tips on “How to keep your man trustworthy & true to you while you
travel the world” - Hillary Clinton
4:45 PM -Al Sharpton / Jesse Jackson seminar “How to have a successful
career without having a job.”
5:00 PM - “Great Vacations I’ve Taken on the Taxpayer’s Dime Travel Log”
-Michelle Obama
5:30 PM - Eliot Spitzer Speaks on “Family Values” via Satellite
5:45 PM - Tribute to All 57 States - Nancy Pelosi
6:00 PM - Sen. Harry Reid - 90-minute speech expressing the Democrat’s
appreciation of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and George Soros for
sparing no expense, for all that they have accomplished to unify the
country, improve employment and to boost the economy.
8:30 PM - Airing of Grievances by the Clintons
9:00 PM - “Bias in Media - How we can make it work for you” Tutorial -
sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, the Washington Post and the New York Times
9:15 PM - Tribute Film to Brave Freedom Fighters incarcerated at GITMO
-Michael Moore
9:45 PM - Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangle
10:00 PM - Denunciation of Bitter Gun Owners and Bible readers ,
10:30 PM - Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ , & Afghanistan
11:00 PM - Obama Energy Plan Symposium / Tire Gauge Demonstration / You too
can get rich with Green Investment bankruptcies
11:15 PM - Free Gov. Blagovich rally
11:30 PM - Obama Accepts Oscar, Tony, and Latin Grammy Awards
11:45 PM - Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish - Obama
Presiding
12:00 AM - Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher and Chris “He sends a
thrill up my leg” Matthews
12:01 AM - Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior
12:05 AM - Celestial Choirs Sing
03:00 AM - Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech
As the gunman waiting for the cashier to fill a bag of cash, he announced aloud: “I think that when you spread the wealth around, it’s good for everybody.” (h/t James Taranto)

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