danielholter:

scottfriday:

“During an emotional interview at his Statehouse office with The Associated Press on Tuesday, Sanford said Chapur is his soul mate but he’s trying to fall back in love with his wife.”

hey, married men followers: try this when you get home.

go up to your wife and say, “honey, (insert other woman’s name here) is my soul mate, but i’m trying to fall back in love with you.”

when you wake up, try finding your severed penis with no fingers and the one eye she left you.

Why this woman is even letting him “try” is beyond me.

Remember, you don’t “fall in love.” You fall in holes, but not in love.