Oh my god, that’s the craziest story ever.
Oh come on guys, If you keep on making jokes, people are going to be up in arms about it.
This isn’t funny guys. No one has lifted a finger to help this poor man.
He had a homemade guillotine? He was probably pretty handy.
That trip to the ER must have cost him an arm and a leg.
I hope someone gave him a hand.
I’m gonna go out on...probably not what...guy needed to...
I’d give my right arm for a guillotine.