ptbruiser:

My definition of irony: the urbandictionary definition of postmodernism, which tears apart the idea of people creating their own truth and meaning:

5. postmodernism A pseudo-intellectual excuse to do whatever the hell we want to do without respect to any immutable principles of time and space.

My better definition of irony: maybe I’ll post my definition.

A sarahneff reblog.

I plan to start dropping “modernist” and “postmodernist” in as many irrelevant contexts as possible (thanks, Biblical Worldview!):

• Dude, screw trig/stat! Who needs that modernist crap?
• Whaddya mean my “paper is late”? Be more postmodern about it, Miss Howell!
• I tried to argue with him, but he kept using all this lame modernist “logic” and “evidence.”
• Mirrors are postmodern, bro.

This is pure gold!